Sunday, December 21, 2008

Slice of Life

Sandwiches that are cut in half at an angle taste better.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Left is Right?

A Republican administration has nationalized Wall Street and a large portion of our financial system, yet it is the incoming Democratic administration that will most likely break the back of organized labor, i.e., the UAW?

Help me Obi-Reagan Kenobi. You are my only hope.............(it helps if you imagine me as a hunched-over hologram inserting the stolen data tapes into R2-D2).

Monday, November 10, 2008

Wikipedia

Is this not the source of all information?

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Self Doubt

Last night, Rowdy jumped onto the couch and curled up in a ball right in front of me! I am beginning to think that he does not respect me.

Monday, September 29, 2008

410 A.D.

I wonder what Honorius would think about the credit crisis?

Thursday, September 18, 2008

I am (mostly) giving up French fries.

Monday, September 8, 2008

My left eyebrow is slightly higher than my right one.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Grand Jury

I am often accused of "tunneling out" the cookie dough in chocolate cookie dough ice cream. I vehemently deny this heinous allegation and submit that I am naturally talented and lucky in my ability to harvest chocolate chip cookie dough.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Poignant

Um, never mind.

Monday, July 28, 2008

Skunk Works

A close friend recently suggested that Rowdy Blog be updated more frequently. I would like to remind my faithful readers that Rome was not built in a day.

Friday, July 25, 2008

Modern Marvels

I bought a new washing machine that has a "hand-wash" option.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

New Experience

For about fifteen minutes last week, I did not feel like eating a cookie. I believe that was the first (and I hope the only) time that has happened.

Monday, June 30, 2008

Audible

I have a very loud clap.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Cliffhanger, Part II

I love cookies. They are my sugary friends that never let me down. My mostest favoritest cookies are my grandmother's home-made apricot bars.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Cliffhanger

I have reached a momentous decision. After years of careful consideration, my all-time favorite cookie is..............................................................to be continued................

Friday, June 13, 2008

Victorian Living

If possible, I would not be naked under my clothes.

Friday, May 30, 2008

Best of Rowdy Blog

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Thursday, May 15, 2008

Conformity

I read that only three countries in the world do not use the metric system - Liberia, Myanmar and the United States. Isn't it about time that the rest of the world get with the program and join us?

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Sleeping Beauty

My foot fell asleep.

Monday, April 14, 2008

Major Milestone

It has been a year since I started Rowdy Blog.

Friday, April 11, 2008

Eat Right

I had a corn dog (or two) for lunch today.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Train of Thought

Lately, I have had trouble concentrating. I find that I am in the middle of something and

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Office Supplies

I like paper clips.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

In the Nose of the Beholder

Lately, I have noticed that nose (booger) piercings are becoming much more prevalent. Isn't it bad enough that tattoos are now mainstream and called body art? If this trend continues, I will consider getting a flesh-colored tattoo, so that I fit in.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Scooby Doo, where are you?

What happened to Saturday morning cartoons? I looked and they are not there!

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Thinking Inside the Box

I am righthanded. I have heard that left-handed people are generally more creative, but I cannot think of any examples of that or why that would be beneficial to a person. I think that I will end this blog entry and draw some squares.

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Storage

My pajamas have a back pocket. This would be very helpful, if I need a place to store my wallet while sleeping.

Monday, January 7, 2008

Congratulations

My sister just got engaged. I know that this is good news, but why am I being congratulated? I did not do anything worthy of praise, such as destroying the Death Star or defeating Lord Voldemort. Instead, I believe that people should express their warm sentiments. Here is an example:

Me: "My sister just got engaged."

You: "Wow! That is great. I have warm sentiments for you."