Street Cred

As a result of an injury incurred while chasing a deer, Rowdy has a small chunk of his ear missing. At least, this will add to his street cred.

Mistaken Identity

I have never seen the movie Bambi, but I always assumed that Bambi was a girl. I was shocked when I was told that she was indeed a he. I checked Wikipedia and it is true. Bambi is a boy.

Front License Plate

I do not have a front license plate on my car. This is not a form of rebellion against the Man, but rather because it would ruin the aesthetic quality of my ride.

Mystery Pain

My elbow is sore and I do not know why.

Enlightened and Progressive

Last week, I sat next to a woman (or should it be womyn?) on a plane that had just attended a democratic focus group on the next president. After a lengthy conversation, she found my views enlightened and progressive.

International Monetary Policy

The US dollar and the Canadian dollar are almost trading at parity! What the f--- happened, eh?