Slice of Life

Sandwiches that are cut in half at an angle taste better.

Left is Right?

A Republican administration has nationalized Wall Street and a large portion of our financial system, yet it is the incoming Democratic administration that will most likely break the back of organized labor, i.e., the UAW?

Help me Obi-Reagan Kenobi. You are my only hope.............(it helps if you imagine me as a hunched-over hologram inserting the stolen data tapes into R2-D2).

Wikipedia

Is this not the source of all information?

Self Doubt

Last night, Rowdy jumped onto the couch and curled up in a ball right in front of me! I am beginning to think that he does not respect me.

410 A.D.

I wonder what Honorius would think about the credit crisis?

I am (mostly) giving up French fries.

My left eyebrow is slightly higher than my right one.

Grand Jury

I am often accused of "tunneling out" the cookie dough in chocolate cookie dough ice cream. I vehemently deny this heinous allegation and submit that I am naturally talented and lucky in my ability to harvest chocolate chip cookie dough.

Poignant

Um, never mind.

Skunk Works

A close friend recently suggested that Rowdy Blog be updated more frequently. I would like to remind my faithful readers that Rome was not built in a day.

Modern Marvels

I bought a new washing machine that has a "hand-wash" option.

New Experience

For about fifteen minutes last week, I did not feel like eating a cookie. I believe that was the first (and I hope the only) time that has happened.

Audible

I have a very loud clap.

Cliffhanger, Part II

I love cookies. They are my sugary friends that never let me down. My mostest favoritest cookies are my grandmother's home-made apricot bars.

Cliffhanger

I have reached a momentous decision. After years of careful consideration, my all-time favorite cookie is..............................................................to be continued................

Victorian Living

If possible, I would not be naked under my clothes.

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Conformity

I read that only three countries in the world do not use the metric system - Liberia, Myanmar and the United States. Isn't it about time that the rest of the world get with the program and join us?

Sleeping Beauty

My foot fell asleep.

Major Milestone

It has been a year since I started Rowdy Blog.

Eat Right

I had a corn dog (or two) for lunch today.

Train of Thought

Lately, I have had trouble concentrating. I find that I am in the middle of something and

Office Supplies

I like paper clips.

In the Nose of the Beholder

Lately, I have noticed that nose (booger) piercings are becoming much more prevalent. Isn't it bad enough that tattoos are now mainstream and called body art? If this trend continues, I will consider getting a flesh-colored tattoo, so that I fit in.

Scooby Doo, where are you?

What happened to Saturday morning cartoons? I looked and they are not there!

Thinking Inside the Box

I am righthanded. I have heard that left-handed people are generally more creative, but I cannot think of any examples of that or why that would be beneficial to a person. I think that I will end this blog entry and draw some squares.

Storage

My pajamas have a back pocket. This would be very helpful, if I need a place to store my wallet while sleeping.

Congratulations

My sister just got engaged. I know that this is good news, but why am I being congratulated? I did not do anything worthy of praise, such as destroying the Death Star or defeating Lord Voldemort. Instead, I believe that people should express their warm sentiments. Here is an example:

Me: "My sister just got engaged."

You: "Wow! That is great. I have warm sentiments for you."