Picking Teams

Yesterday, The Boss (wife) was a wiffle ball team captain with the responsibility for picking her team. You can imagine my shock when she failed to pick me for her team. Several rounds of picks were made, yet never a nod from The Boss. Finally, drafted by the other team, I went 5-4 at the plate. That is right. I hit so well, my four hits seemed like and were counted as five.

I'll have a Rowdy!

I would love to have a sandwich named after me - half turkey, half salami on a sour dough roll with cheddar cheese, dijon mustard, light mayo and onions.

Day Trippin'

I am taking a new antibiotic with potential side effects that may include auditory and visual hallucinations. If I understand this correctly, I might see an imagery sound?

Some school buses are yellow with yellow roofs. Some are yellow with white roofs.

Automotive Engineering

I strongly prefer an inline six to a V-6. I cannot tell you what the difference between the two engines are, except that an inline six is much better.

I have the palate of a four-year old!

Dippy dippy da.

Pez.

Clockwork Orange

Good thing that I took off my shoes to go through airport security. The Threat Level is Orange. Orange, I say.

Recognition

Forms always call for a #2 pencil. Have you ever seen a #1 pencil? Neither have I.

The Government

I saw a headline that read, "FTC considering ban on loan modification scams." Under what circumstances should scams not be banned?

Huh?

Yum!

Mickey Mouse, smickey mouse! Check out the Rowdy pancake!

Flock of Seagulls

Do I look like I would like to put gel in my hair? Do I?

Cookie Monster

This is one freaky looking Animal Cracker:

The Suffering

My toe hurts.

Product Innovation

I think that no-tear shampoo is a great product for little kids. However, I wonder at what age shampoo manufacturers decided people are old enough to risk potentially-tearing shampoo? I admit that it has been many years since I have gotten shampoo in my eyes, but one never knows.

Stimulus

I won $185.00 playing craps. Sometimes, you have to roll the hard eight.

Jihadist Beware!

Today (February 24, 2009) is National Pancake Day. Take that, Osama Bin Laden!

Sterner Stuff

The other day, I went almost five hours without Chapstick. FIVE HOURS!