Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Scooby Doo, where are you?

What happened to Saturday morning cartoons? I looked and they are not there!

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Thinking Inside the Box

I am righthanded. I have heard that left-handed people are generally more creative, but I cannot think of any examples of that or why that would be beneficial to a person. I think that I will end this blog entry and draw some squares.

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Storage

My pajamas have a back pocket. This would be very helpful, if I need a place to store my wallet while sleeping.

Monday, January 7, 2008

Congratulations

My sister just got engaged. I know that this is good news, but why am I being congratulated? I did not do anything worthy of praise, such as destroying the Death Star or defeating Lord Voldemort. Instead, I believe that people should express their warm sentiments. Here is an example:

Me: "My sister just got engaged."

You: "Wow! That is great. I have warm sentiments for you."

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Task Master

Whenever I begin a new task, I prefer to start on the hour or the half hour. For example, I started this post at 1:00 pm.

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Dry Cleaner

I really do not like going to the dry cleaner.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Change

I used to fear Change. Now, I am an advocate of progress without change. We must move forward while maintaining the status quo.