The Suffering

My toe hurts.

Product Innovation

I think that no-tear shampoo is a great product for little kids. However, I wonder at what age shampoo manufacturers decided people are old enough to risk potentially-tearing shampoo? I admit that it has been many years since I have gotten shampoo in my eyes, but one never knows.

Stimulus

I won $185.00 playing craps. Sometimes, you have to roll the hard eight.

Jihadist Beware!

Today (February 24, 2009) is National Pancake Day. Take that, Osama Bin Laden!

Sterner Stuff

The other day, I went almost five hours without Chapstick. FIVE HOURS!

When serving ice cream cake, it is best to take it out of the freezer prior to serving. Lest, the ice cream is hard and difficult to eat.

Words to Live By

It is what it is.