Yum!

Mickey Mouse, smickey mouse! Check out the Rowdy pancake!

Flock of Seagulls

Do I look like I would like to put gel in my hair? Do I?

Cookie Monster

This is one freaky looking Animal Cracker:

The Suffering

My toe hurts.

Product Innovation

I think that no-tear shampoo is a great product for little kids. However, I wonder at what age shampoo manufacturers decided people are old enough to risk potentially-tearing shampoo? I admit that it has been many years since I have gotten shampoo in my eyes, but one never knows.

Stimulus

I won $185.00 playing craps. Sometimes, you have to roll the hard eight.

Jihadist Beware!

Today (February 24, 2009) is National Pancake Day. Take that, Osama Bin Laden!