Adoption Day

Today is the fourth anniversary of when Rowdy adopted me.........a dog and his boy.

Marketing

I read that Mercedes is coming out with a four-door coupe. Isn't a four-door coupe really a sedan? Also, isn't inverse convexity just concave?

Strawberry Dreams Forever

Last night, I had a dream about candy corn that tasted like strawberry shortcake.

A Tough Stance

In my opinion, Ben and Jerry's Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough ice cream never has enough cookie dough.

Street Cred

As a result of an injury incurred while chasing a deer, Rowdy has a small chunk of his ear missing. At least, this will add to his street cred.

Mistaken Identity

I have never seen the movie Bambi, but I always assumed that Bambi was a girl. I was shocked when I was told that she was indeed a he. I checked Wikipedia and it is true. Bambi is a boy.

Front License Plate

I do not have a front license plate on my car. This is not a form of rebellion against the Man, but rather because it would ruin the aesthetic quality of my ride.