Storage

My pajamas have a back pocket. This would be very helpful, if I need a place to store my wallet while sleeping.

Congratulations

My sister just got engaged. I know that this is good news, but why am I being congratulated? I did not do anything worthy of praise, such as destroying the Death Star or defeating Lord Voldemort. Instead, I believe that people should express their warm sentiments. Here is an example:

Me: "My sister just got engaged."

You: "Wow! That is great. I have warm sentiments for you."

Task Master

Whenever I begin a new task, I prefer to start on the hour or the half hour. For example, I started this post at 1:00 pm.

Dry Cleaner

I really do not like going to the dry cleaner.

Change

I used to fear Change. Now, I am an advocate of progress without change. We must move forward while maintaining the status quo.

The Purpose

A close friend recently asked, "What is the purpose of your blog?" I always thought that a blog did not need a purpose. I blog. Therefore, who cares?

Dashed Dreams

I bought a jawbreaker. I worked and worked to get to the sugary reward in the middle only to find out that the core was GUM! Had I only known that the core was gum, I could have avoided this tragedy.