410 A.D.

I wonder what Honorius would think about the credit crisis?

I am (mostly) giving up French fries.

My left eyebrow is slightly higher than my right one.

Grand Jury

I am often accused of "tunneling out" the cookie dough in chocolate cookie dough ice cream. I vehemently deny this heinous allegation and submit that I am naturally talented and lucky in my ability to harvest chocolate chip cookie dough.

Poignant

Um, never mind.

Skunk Works

A close friend recently suggested that Rowdy Blog be updated more frequently. I would like to remind my faithful readers that Rome was not built in a day.

Modern Marvels

I bought a new washing machine that has a "hand-wash" option.