Pez.

Clockwork Orange

Good thing that I took off my shoes to go through airport security. The Threat Level is Orange. Orange, I say.

Recognition

Forms always call for a #2 pencil. Have you ever seen a #1 pencil? Neither have I.

The Government

I saw a headline that read, "FTC considering ban on loan modification scams." Under what circumstances should scams not be banned?

Huh?

Yum!

Mickey Mouse, smickey mouse! Check out the Rowdy pancake!

Flock of Seagulls

Do I look like I would like to put gel in my hair? Do I?