I have the palate of a four-year old!

Dippy dippy da.

Pez.

Clockwork Orange

Good thing that I took off my shoes to go through airport security. The Threat Level is Orange. Orange, I say.

Recognition

Forms always call for a #2 pencil. Have you ever seen a #1 pencil? Neither have I.

The Government

I saw a headline that read, "FTC considering ban on loan modification scams." Under what circumstances should scams not be banned?

Huh?