Monday, September 10, 2012

Picking Teams

Yesterday, The Boss (wife) was a wiffle ball team captain with the responsibility for picking her team. You can imagine my shock when she failed to pick me for her team. Several rounds of picks were made, yet never a nod from The Boss. Finally, drafted by the other team, I went 5-4 at the plate. That is right. I hit so well, my four hits seemed like and were counted as five.

Friday, July 27, 2012

I'll have a Rowdy!

I would love to have a sandwich named after me - half turkey, half salami on a sour dough roll with cheddar cheese, dijon mustard, light mayo and onions.

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Day Trippin'

I am taking a new antibiotic with potential side effects that may include auditory and visual hallucinations. If I understand this correctly, I might see an imagery sound?

Monday, November 28, 2011

Some school buses are yellow with yellow roofs. Some are yellow with white roofs.

Automotive Engineering

I strongly prefer an inline six to a V-6. I cannot tell you what the difference between the two engines are, except that an inline six is much better.

Friday, February 19, 2010

I have the palate of a four-year old!

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Dippy dippy da.