Adoption Day

Today is the fourth anniversary of when Rowdy adopted me.........a dog and his boy.

Marketing

I read that Mercedes is coming out with a four-door coupe. Isn't a four-door coupe really a sedan? Also, isn't inverse convexity just concave?

Strawberry Dreams Forever

Last night, I had a dream about candy corn that tasted like strawberry shortcake.

A Tough Stance

In my opinion, Ben and Jerry's Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough ice cream never has enough cookie dough.