Flock of Seagulls

Do I look like I would like to put gel in my hair? Do I?

Cookie Monster

This is one freaky looking Animal Cracker:

The Suffering

My toe hurts.

Product Innovation

I think that no-tear shampoo is a great product for little kids. However, I wonder at what age shampoo manufacturers decided people are old enough to risk potentially-tearing shampoo? I admit that it has been many years since I have gotten shampoo in my eyes, but one never knows.