Help Me, Obi-Wan Kenobi

My number-one, top-of-the-pyramid t-shirt is missing. This is really serious.

Flat Soda

For the past week or so, every soda that I have consumed has tasted flat. I have been chain coking lately and I fear that I may have saturated my taste buds. A few years ago, I overloaded my taste buds when I ate too many Atomic Fireballs, but this is much worse.

My Hair

I am having a particularly good hair day. Seriously, really good.

Wednesday

When I woke up this morning, I thought that it was Wednesday. It was not. I am glad because Wednesday is my least favorite day of the week.

I am Spartacus

The button to turn on my car radio broke and I was unable to turn on the radio. I drove my car for three days with only my thoughts to keep me company.

I was all alone.

I took it to the dealer and was told that the only way to fix it was to replace the entire radio at a cost of $750.00 ($829.65 in Canadian dollars as of 5/9/07). Incredulous, I received a second opinion and was told the same thing.

With my downside limited, I pulled the button off. With my finger, I was able to re-align and re-attach the button, thus repairing the radio. Please keep in mind that I achieved this Frank Lloyd Wrightesque feat of engineering while driving. I have a manual transmission.

If I were not so busy with this blog, I would offer my problem-solving skills to resolving the problems of the Middle East.

I am Spartacus.

The Return

Not unlike Magnum who was killed off at the end of season 7, only to return for season 8 thanks to the encouragement of TC, Rick and Higgie Baby (you remember Tom Selleck walking away in a cloudy Heaven at the end of season 7), Rowdy Blog is back by popular demand!

I learned a lot from the last go around. I promise to make the blog even more _______, than before!

The End

Given the strenuous pace required to maintain the quality and integrity of the blog, I am at a juncture where I can no longer continue.

I believe that I have said what I needed to say.

I appreciate all the support that you have given this blog throughout the many weeks that it has been a part of our lives. Special thanks to my peeps: The Boss, Her Grayness and Lord Roustabout.

Eat Pancakes.